I’M NOT GONNA HAVE INTERNET FOR TWO WEEKS AND I’M CALLING MY FIRST EVER HIATUS.

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i believe i have now dealt with my “same five posts five hundred times” issue. i have deleted tumblr mobile. piece of shit.

September 05 2014, 03:16 PM   •   3 notes

http://rphelper.tumblr.com/post/96259200585/weeaboosanonymous-heres-a-tip-replacing-nouns 

weeaboosanonymous:

heres a tip:

replacing nouns every sentence is bad writing!!

when you say the man in one sentence, then the male in the next, then the gorilla of a man, blah blah blah, it is very distracting to the writer, creates confusion and is a serious sign of amateurism! early on…

September 01 2014, 11:29 PM   •   116 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#tips  

His face looked so scornful, so savage, and finally, gloriously, ugly. Not cute at all, just an ugly scornful boy face. I hadn’t felt such disgust for a boy since the early days, when they’d tease girls on the playground, kicking us and throwing gravel and raising their voices in high screechy mockery. ‘They do that because they like you,’ all the adults said, grinning like pumpkins. We believed them, back then. Back then we thought it was true, and we were drawn toward all that meanness because it meant we were special, let them kick us, let them like us. We liked them back. But now it was turning out our first instincts were right. Boys weren’t mean because they liked you; it was because they were mean.

 - Daniel Handler, The Basic Eight (via larmoyante)
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