"Out of the thousands who are known, or who want to be known, as poets, maybe one or two are genuine and the rest are fakes, hanging around the sacred precincts, trying to look like the real thing. Needless to say, I am one of the fakes and this is my story."
Amateur poet, writer and RPer from the North of England.
For readings on the correlation in horror between puberty and the monstrous, see:
hail hydra? no. all hail the glow cloud.
And is an active member of the school board.